有一天...
老师问学生:人生自古谁无死。你接下一句！
学生答 :人生自古谁无屎。有谁大便不用纸！
老师很生气, 叫学生罚站。隔年，老师再问学生同样的问题...这时学生聪明了！
学生答 :人生自古谁无屎。谁能大便不用纸！若君不用卫生纸，除非你是用手指。
老师很火大, 叫学生罚站！这时，老师看见窗外下着雪，就遗憾地说 :
上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨...
学生再回复老师:老师吃饭不吃屎, 饭到肚时变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不吃屎...
就这样，老师当场晕倒！
Monday, December 29, 2008
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Woke my boyfriend up early! ;p
Today because of some reasons, I call his handphone early in the morning to wake him up. Then felt that he wasn't very happy. 起床气！He sounded so bad mood.
Ai...next time better don't wake him up again, no matter wat. Dun care about him le!
真气人。好心没好报。
Ai...next time better don't wake him up again, no matter wat. Dun care about him le!
真气人。好心没好报。
250GB External Hard Disk Sold!
Hi everyone, sorry to announce that my boyfriend had sold his 250GB Western Digital Elite External Hard Disk off. Thanks for viewing & ur support!
SINGH JOKES! :)
Hi, got these jokes a few days ago. Please dun misunderstanding, there no offence to Singh. Hope you enjoy! :)
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his hou! se. A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again,looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,'Is something wrong?' To which the ferocious Singh replied, ' There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!'
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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Singh answered, ' No, I am Banta Singh.' Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, 'No No Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.' The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!' ===================================================================
A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1.. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T' 2. How many seconds are in a year? The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today andTomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?' The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...' Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his Univrsity final examination. H! e takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. 'Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,' he says, ' it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' ..' ===================================================================
Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for blood test' The second Singh asked, So? Are you afraid ? ' He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger' Hearing this, the second Singh started crying.. The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are y! ou crying?' To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.'
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his hou! se. A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again,looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,'Is something wrong?' To which the ferocious Singh replied, ' There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!'
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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Singh answered, ' No, I am Banta Singh.' Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, 'No No Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.' The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!' ===================================================================
A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1.. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T' 2. How many seconds are in a year? The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today andTomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?' The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...' Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his Univrsity final examination. H! e takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. 'Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,' he says, ' it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' ..' ===================================================================
Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for blood test' The second Singh asked, So? Are you afraid ? ' He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger' Hearing this, the second Singh started crying.. The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are y! ou crying?' To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.'
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
My new webcame!
Yesterday just tried the webcame that I had bought from Sim Lim SQ. Hmm...abit pixelated. It not 1.3meg, I should buy that 1 instead. Regret!But overall still ok la, basic lor! Ai! 一份价钱,一份货。Bought this only for S$16(logitech).
250GB Hard Disk for sale!
Hi all, my boyfriend had bought a laptop during Sitex 2008 and got this as a freebie. However, he already had a 160GB hard disk, so he want to sell thie Western Digital Hard Disk. Please take a look and email me at cutielife@hotmail.com or click here if you are interested.
Specifications:
Brand: Western Digital
Type: My Passport Elite
Capacity: 250GB
Colour: Bronze
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
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